Time certainly has done that thing 09/11/19
Yes, I’ve been arting and not sharing a damn thing on this thing. By the way, I will now refer to sharing art as sharting. Here’s one now!
Wood burning - A Strange Drawing
Touch it here
Touch it here
Cat stuff 1/16/16
In honor of Wes Craven, here's my favorite Final Girl 8/30/2015
Rest in peace, Mr. Craven.
Also, alternate version (now with text!) of my interpretation of Nancy Thompson:
Also, alternate version (now with text!) of my interpretation of Nancy Thompson:
You don't look like you're from around here 06.27.15
02.19.15
Bring a little strange into your every day life! 01.19.15
The Everyday Strange SHOP is locked and loaded, ready for your patronage! Feel free to window-shop, just know that the windows react badly to human breath. That tiny figure trapped between the glass panes? Mouthbreather. Lesson learned.
Peruse now!
Peruse now!
BRING YOUR OWN POPCORN!
I started a podcast last June! It's about movies. Get it?
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EDIT: Podcast site expired. All episodes are available to stream for free HERE.
EDIT: Podcast site expired. All episodes are available to stream for free HERE.
Out for a stroll 06.30.13 @ 12:22AM
Gartenzwerg 04.25.13 @ 9:40PM
Thanks to the powers of Sabrina, the above image materialized in the Shameless corridor today. It wasn't a fancy replicator sort of materialize, but a slow laborious dissolve that smelled of lichen. It started in the living room, next to that lamp you hate. At first I thought the image was one of those fogs that creep in about midday and make you come up with a few hours missing (it's not just me, right?), but then I saw the gnome hats and realized it was picnic time. Won't you join us?
The Poop Stare. Cat owners, you know it. 04.23.13 @ 6PM
OFFICIAL NORMAL WEBSITE UPDATE ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED
Please note that I have archived four episodes of Strange, and that there is a new post in Shameless.
Please note that I have archived four episodes of Strange, and that there is a new post in Shameless.
BLiPCAST logo 04.09.13 @ 10PM
I'm afraid I can't describe the process used to create the model reference for the base sketches on this piece, as I am tired of people throwing up when I am talking to them. Suffice to say, what IF two people's faces were melded together in an innovative yet messy experiment in my underground dungeon lab? And what if those two people were Daniel and Katie from the podcast The Boring Lives of Interesting People aka BLiPcast?
Well, now we know . . .
Well, now we know . . .
BLIPcast:
Also, thank you Daft Punk.
Bloom & Gloom: Introducing G.G. 04.01.13 @ 8PM
This is Gloom Girl.
She is half of the duo in a series called Bloom & Gloom.
She is half of the duo in a series called Bloom & Gloom.
PEEP OF DOOM [Easter edition] 3.31.13 @ 9AM
Only if it was aged smoked gouda from Holland 03.29.13 @ 7:24PM
This is an old one.
This drawing may date back to 2009, when you were just a twinkle on a grasshopper's knee. (I believe that's how the saying goes.) I haven't been using my drawing tablet much, but have been drawing on Actual Physical Paper with Actual Physical Pens & Pencils. It feels like time travel. Anyway, I have a bunch of NEW! drawings to post on here, but I do not have any kind of rendering device that could transfigure my physical illustrations into pixel pockets for internet-based consumption . . .
So for now you shall have to settle for a few scraps of bedraggled low-fi sketches, torn from the grips of digital skeletons slouching in virtual closets of years past. Please be gentle, that's a first printing.
This drawing may date back to 2009, when you were just a twinkle on a grasshopper's knee. (I believe that's how the saying goes.) I haven't been using my drawing tablet much, but have been drawing on Actual Physical Paper with Actual Physical Pens & Pencils. It feels like time travel. Anyway, I have a bunch of NEW! drawings to post on here, but I do not have any kind of rendering device that could transfigure my physical illustrations into pixel pockets for internet-based consumption . . .
So for now you shall have to settle for a few scraps of bedraggled low-fi sketches, torn from the grips of digital skeletons slouching in virtual closets of years past. Please be gentle, that's a first printing.
Sunday 03.03.13 @ 5:52PM
Sunday 02.24.13 @ 12:30PM
Monsieur Monster Sunday 01.13.13 @ 4:29PM
Bacon-wrapped Bitch Wednesday 01.09.2013 @ 10:28AM
While walking in midtown, I overheard a fellow on the street proclaim, "Yeah, just bacon-wrap those bitches!"
How could I not draw that?
Welcome to 2013, by the way. Good to see you made it.
How could I not draw that?
Welcome to 2013, by the way. Good to see you made it.
Not your typical holiday imagery Wednesday 12-05-12 @ 11:00AM
Hark, friend, hold your tongue for a heartbeat.
Dost thou descry yonder pale ghost?
Ah, tis not a ghost, but the Knight of Prawns.
Would that it were a ghost, perhaps.
Needst we anguish?
Or shouldst we maketh nice and pray for affinity?
Let us tread hither with the prudence of the wise and wary.
I will be but one step aft all the way; onward . . .
Dost thou descry yonder pale ghost?
Ah, tis not a ghost, but the Knight of Prawns.
Would that it were a ghost, perhaps.
Needst we anguish?
Or shouldst we maketh nice and pray for affinity?
Let us tread hither with the prudence of the wise and wary.
I will be but one step aft all the way; onward . . .